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Paint Your Wagon

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Based on the 1951 Lerner and Loewe American Western musical of the same name, the 1969 adaptation of Paint Your Wagon stars Lee Marvin as a prospector, Clint Eastwood as an amnesiac whom he recruits as his business partner, and Jean Seberg as one of a Mormon’s wives that he decides to sell to the highest bidder. I first saw this film as a rental in my town’s Blockbuster Video when that chain was still a thing, the title alone piquing my curiosity, the fact Clint Eastwood was in it being one of the sole things I knew about it. The following knowledge I would get about the film came from a brief spoof in The Simpsons episode “All Singing, All Dancing.”

Despite the title, the musical has nothing at all to do with literally painting wagons, with “paint your wagon” being a (very) dated expression meaning “to get things done.” Marvin’s character, Ben Rumson, dubs Eastwood’s “Pardner” as he recuperates, with a new tent town, “No Name City,” emerging when they discover gold. The male inhabitants become lonely from no female companionship until the mentioned Mormon husband comes and sells his wife Elizabeth to a drunken Rumson. A love triangle quickly emerges when Ben leaves his fiancé under Pardner’s care.

The latter portion of the movie involves Rumson and his men scheming to tunnel beneath No Name City to collect gold dust precipitating through the floorboards of saloons from paying customers, the only notable plot detail of which I had heard, courtesy my high school economics class, before I streamed this film. A zealous parson also comes to town in futile attempts to get its residents to abandon their sinful ways. Of course, many musical numbers abound, and while Marvin and Eastwood have never been known for their singing abilities, they did decently, with the former’s “Wand’rin’ Star” probably being the high point of the film’s songs.

While I know this film gets its share of criticism, much justified, I found it an entertaining watch, with some initial themes like Rumson putting his business partners first and his apathy towards humanity resounding well with me. Mature content like references to venereal disease and prostitution also get some spotlight. Religious themes are front and center as well, given Rumson’s indifference towards God, the references to Mormonism and polygamy, and the ultrareligious preacher. Much of the film likely didn’t fly well with 1969 moviegoers (though modern audiences would probably find it less offensive than, say, Blazing Saddles). However, I think that time has vindicated it somewhat, and don’t regret seeing it.

Star Trek: The Motion Picture

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The first movie based on Star Trek, originally intended to be the pilot episode of a sequel series to The Original Series, focuses on a mysterious entity known as V’Ger engulfing everything in its path and threatening Earth, with Admiral Kirk gathering his old Enterprise crew to counter it. Director Robert Wise took heavy inspiration from 2001: A Space Odyssey, with plenty of drawn-out sequences showing off the film’s special effects at the time. Jerry Goldsmith composed the soundtrack, its cornerstone being “Life Is a Dream,” which would be later used as the central theme to The Next Generation. The film does show its age in many respects but did well to carry on the plot of the TOS cast.

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds

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Both a spinoff of Discovery and prequel to The Original Series, focusing on the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise before James Kirk was Captain, with Christopher Pike in charge of the ship, and TOS characters such as Spock (with Ethan Peck definitely doing the role justice), Nyota Uhura, and others. Doesn’t follow a single overarching plotline (though the last episode of the second season ends with “To be continued…”), with most of the episodes self-contained, with some lighthearted ones such as a crossover with Lower Decks and a “musical” episode. I will definitely continue watching this series when the third season releases.

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

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I watched this last Saturday but didn’t have the time to post my review, although I don’t feel really passionate about it or other films in the series. It’s a sequel to Bumblebee and a prequel to Michael Bay’s Transformer films, and it has good effects and action, which are the high point of the film, though the human subplot is run-of-the-mill.

Also, another reason to use this image:

Bumblebee

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I’m starting to rewatch these films since Rise of the Beasts came out recently, and I want to experience them chronologically. The eponymous Transformer arrives on Earth after he and the Autobots lose a war against the Decepticons on their home planet Cybertron to set up a base there, with a girl named Charlie finding him disguised as a Volkswagen Beetle, and two Decepticons are sent to Earth as well to ensure he doesn’t set up resistance against their order. Has a good 1980s setting with some of the good music of the era, and I enjoyed the movie overall.

Star Trek: Picard

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Takes place twenty years after Star Trek: Nemesis, and focuses on the titular retired Starfleet Admiral Jean-Luc Picard, who is thrust back into service for several reasons, and reunites with most of his crew from The Next Generation and its respective films, not to mention some new faces. The second season brings his old nemesis Q back into the picture as Picard and his companions are drawn back into the twenty-first century to ensure one of his ancestors gets into a space expedition as planned, and the third mainly involves the resurgent Borg. Definitely an enjoyable series with plenty of twists and actions, and makes me wonder what direction the Next Generation Trek characters will follow after Picard‘s events.

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

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A significant improvement over previous DnD films in that it’s canon to the Forgotten Realms and is a good mixture of action, comedy, and fantasy, more enjoyable than playing the tabletop game and whatever DnD video games I’ve played (with my experience limited to Baldur’s Gate, but it was the original PC version that hasn’t aged well). A shame it underperformed at the box office, so there probably won’t be any more films, and I’m not sure if the planned television series will go through, either.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

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The fourth Indiana Jones film, which had fallen into more significant protracted development than its predecessor, opens a little under a score after its precursor in 1957 Nevada, with an (almost) immediate dive into its main plot where Soviet forces led by Colonel Dr. Irina Spalko (and I’m pretty sure her being Ukrainian won’t resound well with audiences today), having captured Indy and his friend George “Mac” McHale, visit the government warehouse where the Ark of the Covenant is in search of the eponymous crystal skull that can allegedly give great psychic power to those who return it to Akator. Like how the first three films took their inspiration from adventure serials of the 1930s-40s, the fourth movie takes its from science-fiction films of the 1950s, and for the most part it does a nice job in that respect.

Indy escapes from the Soviets and attempts to get help and at first seems to find it in a desert town, but as it turns out, it’s fake and was built to demonstrate a nuclear bomb, and he finds a hiding place in the form of a refrigerator, which alongside other lines and callbacks to the previous films gives it a significant lighter tone. Back at the college he teaches at, Jones encounters a greaser named Mutt Williams, who helps him continue eluding the Russians, the two going to Peru to seek the crystal skull, the Soviet forces continuing to give chase. In South America, Indy reunites with his old fling Marion Ravenwood, she and Mutt helping him continue their race for the skull, which brings with it some major twists and a conclusion that’s in some respects like Raiders of the Lost Ark’s. 

For the most part, the fourth film did an excellent job mimicking the style of its precursors, John Williams’s musical score very much helping, with several riddles Indy and his companions follow, and Shia LaBeouf is in my mind one of the better sidekicks of the series. It’s certainly not perfect, but I think those who dislike it do so for the wrong reasons, the biggest of which is “the original films are untouchable,” and it is in respects like Raiders in that Indy could have just stayed home and nothing would be different, but there is the auxiliary effect of Indy reuniting with Marion, which is somewhat critical. I do hope they explain Karen Allen and Shia’s absences from the forthcoming Dial of Destiny, but I’m sure I’ll enjoy it regardless since I’m not blinded by nostalgia like many critics and audiences hypocritically seem to be.

Daily Prompt, 6/16/2023

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I did my daily exercise while watching the second part of the Season One finale of Star Trek: Picard on Paramount+, though said episode froze in the middle and I ended up not finishing it, but had done my thirty minutes anyway.

I read some of Marlfox by the late Brian Jacques.

Did some externship and internship work, but I won’t go into detail for obvious reasons.

I finished my review of the Pixel Remaster of Final Fantasy II, so you can expect that eventually in my blog.

I reached the day-three mark (72 hours) in Persona Q2: New Cinema Labyrinth, and still haven’t beaten it yet.

I downloaded and played an hour of the demo of Fuga: Melodies of Steel on my Steam Deck, and have a good impression of it thus far.

I purchased Diablo II: Resurrected on my PlayStation 4 and played an hour of it as well, and thus far it’s as good as I remember.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

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The first Indiana Jones film sequel, actually occurring chronologically before the first, opens with American songstress Willie Scott performing a Chinese rendition of the titular theme from the old Broadway show Anything Goes in 1935 Shanghai, where the eponymous college professor, archaeologist, and adventurer negotiates with Chinese mobsters in an exchange of treasured artifacts, which culminates in a shootout that leads to Indy escaping with the woman who semi-serves as a love interest, along with his trusty sidekick Short Round, portrayed by Vietnamese child actor Ke Huy Quan (who would ultimately append Jonathan to his name upon becoming a United States citizen, his other notable role being Data in The Goonies).

The party of three escapes on a cargo plane whose pilots eventually bail out, and after a lucky escape, they find themselves in colonial India, where the first village they encounter has lost a precious stone along with its children used by an evil shaman as child labor, and Indy decides to help them, traveling to a Maharaja’s palace for a hearty “meal”, and that night, after an assassination attempt, he finds a passageway into the eponymous temple, Short Round coming along and Willie following suit to rescue them from a trapped room that nearly kills them, although she needed to overcome her fear of bugs (which I very much share, so it would be hard for me in such a situation).

The remainder of the film involves the three dealing with the cult that stole the sacred stones and kidnapped the children and concludes satisfactorily. It’s very much a good film, but it’s probably my least favorite of the series due to being way too dark and gross at times, and when it originally came out showed the flaws of America’s film rating system (it was instrumental in adding PG-13 to it, although I more think it should have been rated R). Apparently in the eyes of the MPAA’s film raters, saying the f-word is a lot worse than ripping someone’s heart out or otherwise attempting to murder someone, which says a lot of the sorry state of how Americans perceive certain “offensive” content.

The film’s overall xenophobic attitude is another reason I don’t hold Temple of Doom to the in the same regard as other Indiana Jones films (and Short Round is a memorable sidekick, but not in a good way), given the portrayals of the Chinese and Indian people and society, and that I think is another factor to consider when giving movies content ratings. Even so, John Williams’s score is also notable, given the mentioned Chinese rendition of one of the older Broadway showtunes, along with several pieces fitting the Asian locales throughout the movie, along with “The Raiders March” and its various remixes, the ending theme worth sitting through the opening credits to hear. Not a bucket-list film like Raiders but has nonetheless aged well.