Paint Your Wagon

Based on the 1951 Lerner and Loewe American Western musical of the same name, the 1969 adaptation of Paint Your Wagon stars Lee Marvin as a prospector, Clint Eastwood as an amnesiac whom he recruits as his business partner, and Jean Seberg as one of a Mormon’s wives that he decides to sell to the highest bidder. I first saw this film as a rental in my town’s Blockbuster Video when that chain was still a thing, the title alone piquing my curiosity, the fact Clint Eastwood was in it being one of the sole things I knew about it. The following knowledge I would get about the film came from a brief spoof in The Simpsons episode “All Singing, All Dancing.”

Despite the title, the musical has nothing at all to do with literally painting wagons, with “paint your wagon” being a (very) dated expression meaning “to get things done.” Marvin’s character, Ben Rumson, dubs Eastwood’s “Pardner” as he recuperates, with a new tent town, “No Name City,” emerging when they discover gold. The male inhabitants become lonely from no female companionship until the mentioned Mormon husband comes and sells his wife Elizabeth to a drunken Rumson. A love triangle quickly emerges when Ben leaves his fiancé under Pardner’s care.

The latter portion of the movie involves Rumson and his men scheming to tunnel beneath No Name City to collect gold dust precipitating through the floorboards of saloons from paying customers, the only notable plot detail of which I had heard, courtesy my high school economics class, before I streamed this film. A zealous parson also comes to town in futile attempts to get its residents to abandon their sinful ways. Of course, many musical numbers abound, and while Marvin and Eastwood have never been known for their singing abilities, they did decently, with the former’s “Wand’rin’ Star” probably being the high point of the film’s songs.

While I know this film gets its share of criticism, much justified, I found it an entertaining watch, with some initial themes like Rumson putting his business partners first and his apathy towards humanity resounding well with me. Mature content like references to venereal disease and prostitution also get some spotlight. Religious themes are front and center as well, given Rumson’s indifference towards God, the references to Mormonism and polygamy, and the ultrareligious preacher. Much of the film likely didn’t fly well with 1969 moviegoers (though modern audiences would probably find it less offensive than, say, Blazing Saddles). However, I think that time has vindicated it somewhat, and don’t regret seeing it.

Gaming Update, 2/22/2024

Dragon Quest VII: Fragments of the Forgotten Past

Rescued High Priestess Jacqueline and think I’m now en route to liberating Alltrades Abbey, perhaps accessing the awesome class system, so there’s something to look forward to.

Also, these guys:

Grandia HD Remaster

Finished the Soldier’s Graveyard. Time to move on south through Zil Desert and give a shot at the next extra dungeon, the Castle of Dreams.

Barbie (film)

The first live-action film based on Mattel’s iconic toy line, Barbie stars Margot Robbie as the eponymous doll who lives an idealized life in Barbieland but has an existential crisis and travels to the real world alongside her boyfriend Ken, played by Ryan Gosling, in a fish-out-of-water comedic setting. Mattel’s CEO, played by Will Ferrell, is alerted to their presence, thus seeking to recapture them. Ken further discovers the concept of patriarchy and returns to Barbieland to lead a male revolution, culminating in reconciliation between them and the ruling Barbies. Overall, this was one of the few films whose concept seemed terrible, given the source material, but ended up surprisingly enjoyable, with sound social commentary, and is worth a watch.

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

There are some good secrets and backstory regarding Albus Dumbledore and his family, and the film’s visual direction is gorgeous like in its predecessors, but the change of actor for Gellert Grindelwald is sort of jarring and doesn’t have any in-universe explanation. Regardless, I am somewhat disappointed the Fantastic Beasts films are probably over for the time since it flopped financially.

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

The first film of the Fantastic Beasts series, a prequel series to author J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter books (and as she wrote the screenplay, it’s canon to what she would term her Wizarding World), follows Newt Scamander as he attempts to wrangle his loose beasts in 1920s New York City while dealing with an antimagic movement arising in the country. Definitely a good start to the film franchise that expands upon the mythos of Rowling’s literary world.

Black Adam (film)

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While Marvel Studios has pretty much dominated the art of comic book movie adaptations, DC and Warner Bros. have really struggled in that regard, and this film starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is no exception. It doesn’t overstay its welcome like a few other certain DC Comics films, and while the atmosphere, historical background, and effects are good, it just didn’t really enthrall me.

DC League of Super-Pets

While Marvel films have largely fared well at the box office critically and financially, with the connected Marvel Cinematic Universe still going strong after more than a decade, competitor DC has somewhat struggled in the critical and financial department, with the rival DC Extended Universe generally fragmented, and contemporary cinematic projects such as the recent Batman film divorcing itself from other modern DC films. However, DC does occasionally have its share of cinematic gems, among its latest projects being League of Super-Pets, starting with Superman’s canine mascot Krypto, who assembles the titular animal team to save the various members of the Justice League from Lex Luthor and his respective villainous guinea pig named Lulu.

Dwayne Johnson voices Krypto and Kevin Hart his fellow dog Ace, who eventually becomes Batman’s canine companion, with a narrative style present in other animal-centric films such as the Madagascar series where when the animals are talking among themselves or to their respective masters, they’re coherent, but in the eyes of the general populace merely produce typical animal sounds. Other voice performers include Keanu Reeves as Bruce Wayne/Batman, which is somewhat ironic since he had decades ago been a potential contender to play Superman, and the actors generally do a good job, with a good lighthearted tone for the film and plenty of comedy (luckily not including toilet humor, which largely turns me off), accounting for a solid film overall, with mid- and post-credits scenes that hint at more to come, and I would gladly watch sequels were any to release.